Bancuri si poze hazlii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

Titanic: dupa impact, un tip ia o barca si vasleste disperat sa se salveze.

-Unde pleci dom’le ca mai sunt femei aici?

-Lasa-ma in pace omule, mie de futut imi arde acum?

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

Doi prieteni discuta pe strada:

- Tu ai facut vreodata sex in trei?

- Nu!

- Atunci, du-te repede acasa, poate mai apuci!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[ana26]

[ana26]

[ana26]

[a-gentleman]

- Care este diferenta intre a te masturba si a face sex?

- In principiu nici una, dar daca faci sex mai cunosti lume...

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

Bula se molipseste de o boala venerica. Merge el la doctor. Acolo, doctorul mai in varsta si pasionat de medicina naturista (ca sa nu zic de leacuri babesti), ii prescrie un tratament atipic, si mai exact il invata sa introduca zona cu probleme intr-un recipiect cu lapte timp de 1/2 ora pe zi, 7 zile.

In prima seara se duce Bula cu paharul de lapte la baie, sta el acolo jumatate de ora. A doua seara la fel. Bunica lui, foarte curioasa, oare ce o fi facand nepotul in baie, in fiecare seara cate o jumatate de ora cu un pahar de lapte ?

A 3-a zi bunica nu mai rezista si, macinata de curiozitate pandeste gaura cheii. Cand iese Bula, batrana facandu-si o cruce mare exclama:

- Maica, o viata de om am trait cu tactu’mare da nu am stiut ca asa se incarca!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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