"The Girlfriend Experience is your run of the mill, vanilla sex. Think of this as the standard things you’d do with your partner, like hugging, kissing, licking, hand jobs, oral and penetration - all acts of intimacy that come with sharing an emotional bond." You're telling me if you had a boyfriend, you would abstain from kissing him or performing unprotected oral? This is the standard definition of GFE, which you don't offer, no matter "how you look at things."