Interesting subject, but indeed, why can't you bring the lady to the hotel? It would be more confortable and for a short visit you don't have to pay extra. Like my colleague Chris said, Baneasa forest is an interesting place.I've been there a few times with a lady friend of mine... , I've never seen a policeman there. Just park your car at the "White House", or at the ZOO Garden, and have a nice "walk" into the forest; or you can take your car on one of the forest roads there. Other places I've visited when we were pretty horny, a toilet restaurant for a "quickie"; in Herastrau park, on one evening/retired bench; or if you have a bigger car-in the old Universitatii underground parking place. Having a bigger car with tinted windows is better, we've parked it on so many streets around this city that we can't remember, it's fun to do something that you are not normally allowed to do it.