Doza de ras

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[unikum29]

😂😂😂

[unikum29]

 Cum îţi e însurat?

- N-am voie sa beau, n-am voie sa întârzii, n-am voie să întorc capul pe stradă...

- Cred ca regreţi mult pasul făcut.

- Nici asta n-am voie !

[justlove]

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Când pleacă un ardelean la Turul Franței!

[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[ursuletulpanda]

Cand vezi trecand fetite care te baga in boala

Cand vezi atatea tate si atatea pulpe goale

Si cand constati ca pula ramane vesnic moale

Ca doarme in izmene si nu vrea sa se scoale

Cand o stiam pe vremuri atata de fudula

Si chiar neobrazata si vesnic nesatula

Ma-ntreb cu amaraciune de ce-i mai zice pula?

Cand astazi nu serveste decat pt. pisare?

Si chiar si-atunci cand pisa, te pisa pe picioare?

In loc sa-i zica pula, sa-i zica pisatoare

Sa-i zica gumilastic sau chiar Wolter-Closet

Da pt. vechea-i faima si marelui renume

Sa nu-i mai zica pula pt. nimic in lume

Ca numele de pula legat e de futai...

De ce s-o cheme pula, atunci cand trec alai

Pe strada mii de pizde, sa faca pe niznai...

Pe vremuri de vedea o fusta, se ridica pe burta

Si-se scula de-un metru, pe cat era de scurta,

Ca azi in loc de burta se trage inspre craci

Ca ai ajuns acuma pe dansa sa te caci

Cand inima si ochii-ti poftesc si-ai vrea sa futi

Ba doarme, n-o atata nici sanii desfacuti

De aceea-n maretele victorii

Si preacinstind trecutul incununat de glorii

Gasesc ca-i o insulta zadarnica, cumplita,

Ca aceasta ramasita uscata, smochinita,

Care-ajuns o biata ciosvarta inutila

Aceasta starpitura careia-i plangi de mila,

Aceasta cacareaza, acest ciot de canula

Sa poarte inca titlul imperial de pula!

Credeti-ma prieteni, e faima noastra-n joc

Sa-i punem cruce pulii, sa ne-apucam de cioc.

[Vizitator pen_zen]

Pisicuts, iti vinzi masina?

 

https://www.publi24.ro/anunturi/auto-moto/masini-second-hand/audi/a4/anunt/audi-a4/e18e6i2gd12572081dg381e5hhd7641g.html

 

:)

[unikum29]

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Când pleacă un ardelean la Turul Franței!

😂😂😂

[justlove]

Fiindcă sunt plini de antibiotice, puii de la supermarket se vor da doar pe rețetă! :laugh2  :laugh2 

[justlove]

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toporasi de  vaslui :laugh2  :laugh2

[grecu69]

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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