Doza de ras

[x the impaler]

Un om de afaceri se afla in vizita in Japonia. Angajeaza o curva locala si isi petrec noaptea impreuna. Ea tipa intru-una "Fugifoo, Fugifoo!", omul de afaceri banuind ca face asta de placere...
Ziua urmatoare, partenerii sai japonezi il invita la o partida de golf. Cand nimereste una din gauri dintr-o singură lovitura striga, vrand sa-si impresioneze colegii japonezi: "Fugifoo, Fugifoo!"
 Japonezii se uită confuzi: "Despre ce vorbiti? Ati nimerit gaura care trebuie!"

[x the impaler]

Seara, Ion si Maria se pregatesc de culcare. Ion iese afara sa se usureze. Se intoarce peste cateva minute cu pantalonii uzi. Maria il intreaba:
- Ploua?
- Nu, bate vantul.

[x the impaler]

Un barbat si o femeie stateau si beau ceva, cand incep sa se certe cine are placere mai mare: barbatul sau femeia?
Barbatul zice:
- Barbatul, evident. De ce crezi că umblam după sex toata ziua?
- Asta nu dovedeste nimic! zice femeia. Gandeste-te, cand te scarpini cu degetul in ureche, cine se simte mai bine: degetul sau urechea?

[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[arcada]

Lantzul trofic!

[tomdwanps]

- Ce-ai păţit la ochi?
- M-a lovit nevasta.
- De ce?
- I-am vorbit cu „TU”.
- Doamne, iartă-mă, dar ce fel de relaţie aveţi voi în familie de te-a lovit pentru atâta lucru?
- Păi aseară, pe când mâncam, mi-a zis: „Ştii, dragă, noi n-am mai făcut sex de trei luni”. Şi eu i-am răspuns: „Poate TU...”

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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