Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[killbill13]

[killbill13]

[marian cristescu]

Un violonist renumit, de origine scotiana, se mandreste in fata tatalui sau:
-Inchipuie-ti, tata, deja primesc aproape de dolari pentru o urcare pe scena. Stii cat face?
Pentru fiecare coarda cate de dolari.
-Vad, fiule. Imi pare rau ca nu te-am invatat sa canti la harfa.

 

[killbill13]

[killbill13]

[tmcostin]

daca vrei sa te dai cu adevarat la fund....!!!          https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11235429_1064854753529231_3576961732333794534_n.jpg?oh=0076916f3341104d80e1deb7f460de0c&oe=569042A9

[tmcostin]

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[tmcostin]

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[tmcostin]

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[anonna]

[the godfather]

[remember_me]

[lukyy73]

[marix]

[marix]

Nu lua niciodata un somnifer si un laxativ in aceeasi seara!   

[marix]

concert ...

[killbill13]

 

 

Intr-un tren, un tip si-o tipa stateau fata-n fata . Tipa, misto tare, pulpe, sani, minijup, fara chilotei . Tipu· incerca din greu sa-si dezlipeasca privirea dintre picioarele ei ... Fata observa si zice :

 

- Vad ca te uiti la pasarica mea . Iti place ?!!!

 

Tipu· se inroseste :

 

- Pai...eu...stiti... nu ...

 

- Lasa ca nu-i nici o problema, imi face placere... Ia zi, vrei sa-ti dea pasarica o bezea ?

 

- Pai... Da !!

 

Tipa se isi desface picioarele si pasarica, foarte natural, ii da tipului o bezea . Tipu· foarte incintat :

 

- Suuuuper fain !!!

 

- Da· stai sa vezi, vrei sa o fac sa clipeasca ?

 

- Sigur ...

 

Si pasarica clipeste de citeva ori ...

 

Tipu· incintat la culme : Wauuuu !!!

 

- Hai vino linga mine , zice ea . Vrei sa-ti bagi doua degete in pasarica ?!!

 

Tipu· zice uluit :

 

- Hai da-o naibii, sa nu-mi spui ca poate si sa fluiere !!!

[killbill13]

Un tigan intreaba un prieten cum sa-si faca piranda sa ii faca sex oral.

- Pai, eu te sfatuiesc sa-ti ungi pula cu Finetti !

- Bine, bre o sa incerc !

A doua zi se intalnesc si ii povesteste prietenului

- Am luat o cutie de Finetti, i-am intins-o pe pula si i-am aratat-o la piranda mea !

- Si.... a luat-o in gura ?

- Ar fi luat-o ea , dar, ce crezi ca a mai avut loc de puradei !!!

[lukyy73]

[titilescu]

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[titilescu]

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[titilescu]

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[titilescu]

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[titilescu]

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[titilescu]

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