Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[hades persefona]

Intr-o carciuma trei prieteni stau la o tuica,unul dintre ei la fiecare pahar de tuica baut sugea dintr-un peste la un moment dat se scoala si se duce la wc lasand pestele acolo. 
Cei doi prieteni uimiti de asta se apuca sa flegmeze pe pestele astuia, cand se intoarce tipul de la wc bea un pahar de tuica ia pestele suge din el si le spune celor doi: 
- "Ba fratilor, de cand sug eu din pestele asta, de abia acum am dat de creieri lui."

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[hades persefona]

Un tip intra intr-un bar cu o diaree aburinda in palma si zice: Fratilor, ia uitati in ce era sa calc!

[m a v e r i c k]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[m a v e r i c k]

[marian cristescu]

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[m a v e r i c k]

[marian cristescu]

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[m a v e r i c k]

[marian cristescu]

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[nightwolf23]

[lukyy73]

[pamfil_007]

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Cacapatos nu-i niciunul

[m a v e r i c k]

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[killbill13]

If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank.

 

Logically…. Those 2 banks will merge and will be called “The Bloody Fucking Bank”.

[marian cristescu]

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[lukyy73]

Daca iti vine nevasta acasa cu vestea ca i s-a marit salariul, nu te grabi sa o saruti pe gura.

[m a v e r i c k]

Daca iti vine nevasta acasa cu vestea ca i s-a marit salariul, nu te grabi sa o saruti pe gura.

Sa o felicitam totusi... zic

 

 

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[marian cristescu]

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[m a v e r i c k]

[tmcostin]

O femeie goala se priveste in fata unei oglinzi si ii spune sotului: 
- Mi se pare ca arat groaznic, asa de grasa si plina de riduri... Am nevoie de un compliment... 
- Ai o vedere extraordinar de buna!

[killbill13]

:)