Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[alexandra1234]

[nightwolf23]

       

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDapT9T4l34

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1044555_149787255390466_1566547056312583471_n.jpg?oh=c6efd1a60aa451365b133c34048451e7&oe=5720300A

[alexandra1234]

       

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDapT9T4l34

   

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10411290_148909885478203_7823691068429740610_n.jpg?oh=0ee59c29df3c812ee073fe4fd4e8019b&oe=5710381D

[discretul18]

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12241221_148507895518402_8596173690073894878_n.jpg?oh=566d97e6892ae91ec32e80efcf51a4c6&oe=57156F26

[killbill13]

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[alexandra1234]

-Cu ce va pot servi, domnule ? intreaba ospatarul.

-Cu o pereche de crenvursti.

-Cu placere !

-Nu vreau cu placere, vreau cu mustar.

[killbill13]

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/548791_179075378903905_603572227_n.jpg?oh=87a1e5ff65bd456d618e21d5d07f1870&oe=571B0021

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1642_148505495518642_2334975311490205204_n.jpg?oh=092333fab57e5e1d377e2f3b26dc24de&oe=5700D558

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/10334304_148279548874570_4892097169096335959_n.jpg?oh=4e60147c9f770da6f4113ee1b3504702&oe=570092A5

[killbill13]

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[alexandra1234]

[killbill13]

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[alexandra1234]

   

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/10176252_148277695541422_4484533897431387223_n.jpg?oh=14220fee567d56699ada6781db51f285&oe=572046ED

[discretul18]

[killbill13]

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[killbill13]

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[killbill13]

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/582443_192516354226474_1297223440_n.jpg?oh=ec59e4da6215d3473f74ec30ff776fef&oe=57108ED4

[andreea rebeca]

.  Într-o cofetărie intră Bulişor, un băieţel de vreo 8-9 ani, cu o hârtie în mână:
- Tanti, aş vrea 300 gr. caramele a 25 lei kilogramul, 500 gr. biscuiti a 9 lei kilogramul..
- Atât? întreabă vânzătoarea.
- Ar mai trebui 280 gr. bomboane fondante a 35 lei kilogramul şi 400 gr. fursecuri a 31 lei kilogramul.
Vânzătoarea cântăreşte atent cele spuse de băieţel şi-i spune suma ce-o are de plătit.
- Ei, ţi-a dat mămica ta destui bani ca să cumperi toate astea?
- Tanti, mama nu mi-a dat nici un leu dar am venit la matale pentru că nu ştiam să-mi fac problema la matematică.

[andreea rebeca]

  Bulă către musafiri:
- Ce păcat că, în sfârşit, plecaţi!

[andreea rebeca]

Un bărbat îi cumpără soţiei sale de Crăciun un frumos şi superb inel cu diamant.
- Credeam că soţia ta îşi doreşte o maşină sport, spune prietenul său.
- Aşa e, dar unde găseam eu un BMW fals care să coste o nimica toată?