Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[Vizitator i.like.milfs]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[lukyy73]

Azi, spermatozoizii au tinut un moment de reculegere pentru confratii lor decedati in 69.     

[lukyy73]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[gebeleisys]

Directorul unui internat ii previne pe baieti :
- Daca da dracu' si-l prind pe vreunul din voi in dormitorul fetelor, il amendez cu 10 Euro; daca recidiveaza, a doua oara il ard cu 20 de Euro si a treia oara cu 40 Euro !
Din spate se aude o voce timida:
- Dom' director, da' un abonament cat costa ?

[marian cristescu]

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[gebeleisys]

Un tip cu o tipa, dupa o intalnire de succes, merg impreuna pe aleea casei lui. La un moment dat, tipul o intreaba:
- Vrei sa mergi pe la mine, sa bem o cafea?
- Pai, hai sa-ti zic ce-am constatat: imi dau seama de fiecare barbat cum este la pat, dupa cum baga cheia in broasca… adica daca o bagi repede, si smucit, inseamna ca esti animalic si nu-mi place chestia asta; in schimb, daca bajbai si nu nimeresti yala, inseamna ca nu esti experimentat si iar nu imi place.
- Domnisoara, nu stiu, cum fac ceilalti, dar eu inainte de a incerca cheia, ling broasca de-o ia dracu…

[marian cristescu]

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[gebeleisys]

Un sergent in permisie merge la o blonda si o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, acceptati compania mea pentru 200.000 de lei?
Ea zice:
- Da! Sergentul se intoarce si striga:
- Companieeee, inaintee mars!

[marian cristescu]

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[killbill13]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHI7Z_xHe2o

[marian cristescu]

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[killbill13]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl7XOFcbqdo

[killbill13]

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[killbill13]

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[killbill13]

Asta inseamna sa fii prost ,ai BMW si sa nu stii ca ai tractiune pe spate....

 

 

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[gebeleisys]

Un punk-er urca intr-un autobuz. Parul sau era facut spice, colorat verde,rosu,albastru si portocaliu. Hainele ii erau o amestecatura de cirpe si piele, picioarele ii erau goale si corpul ii era plin de cercei. Se asaza pe singurul loc liber, exact in fata unui batrin, care se tot holba la el.
- Ce te tot holbezi, mosule? Ce, tu n-ai facut nimic aiurea cind erai tinar?
Batrinul:
- Ba da. Odata, cind eram in marina, m-am imbatat in Singapore si am futut un papagal. Ma gindeam ca esti fiul meu.

[gebeleisys]

Sunt inca in pat, si nu-mi pot lua gandul de la tine, de la noaptea trecuta.... mi-as dori atat de mult sa te strivesc la pieptul meu!
In noaptea calda, ai venit la mine pe neasteptate... si ceea ce s-a intamplat a lasat in mine senzatii de neuitat.
Ai aparut de nicaieri si, fara sa-ti fie teama sau rusine, te-am surprins atingand trupul meu gol... mi-ai simtit indiferenta si m-ai muscat fara mila, innebunindu-ma... ne-am zvarcolit toata noaptea intr-un joc nebunesc!
In zori am adormit in sfarsit, obosit...
Astazi, cand m-am trezit, te-am cautat indeung, dar nu te-am mai gasit... cearceafurile cazute de pe pat sunt singurele martore ale noptii trecute.
Pe corp am inca urmele muscaturilor tale, ma ard si nu ma lasa sa te uit...
In noapte asta ma voi preface ca dorm si te voi astepta sa apari din nou... tantar nenorocit!!!!!

[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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