Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[tmcostin]

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[tmcostin]

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[tmcostin]

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[tmcostin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_tkiaAgM_A

[daddario]

Pentru ca tepele pe care le vom lua (sa fie cat mai putine) sa nu fie foarte nasolae, Va propun spre descretirea fruntii si aducere aminte "dilema cainelui". Intr-o zi, un caine isi facea toaleta si se spala la p*ta, la oo. La un moment dat se opreste ganditor si se intreaba: "Mah, da' eu acum ce fac, dau m*ie sau iau m*ie!?"

[daddario]

Ca tot ne vizitam cu fetele, cum ar fi urmatorul dialog:

El: - Ce zici mami de o partida de oral?

Ea: - Cu gura ta sau cu gura mea?

[gebeleisys]

Vine intr-o zi un barbat la spitalul de nebuni.Ajunge la doctor si ii spune:
-Am inebunit!!!!!!!!!
-Cand? il intreba doctorul.
-Pai sa va povestesc : eram la vecina mea si faceam sex, cand deodata, se aude usa, era sotul ei. Am sarit repede amandoi din pat si cautam un loc unde sa ma ascund, am zis ca in baie nu, in dulap nu, sub pat nu, pt ca m-ar gasi. Asa ca am iesit pe geam si ma tineam cu mainile de pervaz. Sotul vecinei ma cauta disperat in baie, in dulap, sub pat nu gaseste nimic, se indreapta spre geam se uita imprejur si cand se uita in jos ma vede.A inceput sa ma calce cu picioarele pe maini ...
-Si ai inebunit...
-Nu,a adus o oala cu apa fierbinte si mi-a turnat-o peste maini
-Si ai inebunit....
-Nu, a dus bormasina si a inceput sa-mi gaureasca mainile
- Si ai inebunit...
-Nu, la un moment dat m-am uitat in jos...
-Si ai inebunit cand ai vazut la ce inaltime esti....
-Nu, am inebunit pt ca eram la PARTER !!!

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

http://poze.rol.ro/img/resize/poze.rol.ro/images/stories/un-calut-de-lemn_w653_h800_q99.jpg

[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

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[machucambo]

Două soţii de poliţişti stau de vorbă.Una zice:
- Dragă, soţul meu are post lângă o florărie. Niciodată nu mi-a adus vreo floare...
- Şi ce? Al meu are post lângă conservator. O conservă n-am văzut până acum...

[machucambo]

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