Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

O autostopistă este luată în maşina unui tânăr.În dreptul unei păduri , fata începe să tremure.
- De ce tremuraţi ?
- De teamă să nu mă violezi !
Tânărul trage maşina pe dreapta :
- Bine că aţi adus vorba. Era cât p’aci să uit !!!

[marian cristescu]

În mijlocul tribului de canibali, care executa dansul traditional inainte de marele festin, legat fedeles de totem sta un nefericit... La un moment dat, mana dreapta a capeteniei salbaticilor se apropie si il intreaba:
- Auzi, dragul meu... cum te cheama?!?
Cu un licar de speranta in priviri, acesta spune:
- John. Da' de ce ma intrebi?!?
- Pentru ca sa pot scrie meniul!...

 

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[killbill13]

Oldies !!!

 

 

[marian cristescu]

Diferenta dintre intuneric si tare?
R: intuneric e toata noaptea:))

 

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[tmcostin]

Eu totusi cred ca era racita si vroia sa o stearga la nas ))  https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12509274_448607618662615_8664155267398164075_n.jpg?oh=f0f9814b549ce99596d4dd44153c2ed4&oe=5716F766

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P-asta vrei ?

 

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P-asta vrei ?

 

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