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Il opreste politia pe un tigan cu un cocos sub brat
- Tigane, de ce ai furat cocosul?
- Nu l-am furat manca-ti-as!
- Atunci ce faci cu el?
- Vreau sa-i fac un spalat cu apa fierbinte, un epilat si la urma un masaj cu usturoi...apoi ii dau drumul, sa moara mama!

[andreea rebeca]

 

Prost și Nimeni se duc la mare. Ei se duc sa înoate. Nimeni se îneacă. Prost suna la salvare.

- Ajutoor, Nimeni se îneacă!

- Bă tu ești prost?

- Da ma eu sunt!

 

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- Bula, ce cadou i-ai cumpărat bunicii, ca să i-l pui sub bradul de Crăciun?

- O minge de fotbal!

- O minge de fotbal? Păi bunica nu joacă fotbal.

- N-are importanta! Ea cum mi-a cumpărat mie cărţi de citit?

 

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