Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[debussy]

Nostradamus isi cearta cainele: De ce te-ai cacat aici peste cinci minute?

[debussy]

La familia Buca suna telefonul, raspunde doamna Buca: Alo!

-Buna ziua, familia Buca?

-Da!

-Sotul este acasa?

-Da, este, doriti sa-l chem?

-Nu, vroiam sa vad daca este tot curul acasa! 

[debussy]

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[debussy]

Cu telegondola, manca-ti-as!

[debussy]

Si eu ca boul credeam ca se spune: Happy Easter!

[Vizitator]

^^

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[debussy]

Testamentul lui Basescu catre Udrea

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[nobel]

Uuuu asta da blonda

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marix]

La curtea lui Stefan-cel-Mare, vine un sfetnic: 
- Mǎria ta, Mǎria mea e la tine? 

[marix]

O blonda ii spune unei prietene: 
- Ieri am fost la oftalmolog. 
- Si ce ti-a spus? 
- Mi-a spus sa învat alfabetul.

[marix]

Mama aude galagie in coridor, in toiul noptii. Iese din dormitor si il vede pe Bula cu o umbrela in mana. 

-Unde pleci in toiul noptii?
-La bordel.
-Ai tampit! Mucosule! Treci la culcare imediat.
Dupa vreo jumatate de ora iar aude galagie. Iar Bula.
-Unde pleci iarasi?
-La bordel.
-Treci imediat in camera ta.
-Bine, atunci mai vedem noi cum ajunge tata pe ploaia asta acasa...

[marix]

Mintile ilustre discuta idei, inteligentele medii discuta evenimente, iar mintile reduse ii discuta pe altii.

[marix]

Cand esti inteligent si cand esti intelept? 
Esti inteligent daca nu crezi decat jumatate din ceea ce auzi; esti intelept daca stii care jumatate!  

[lukyy73]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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