Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marix]

[marix]

Un amic este in statiune, la tratament si afla ca, daca mai plateste 3 milioane poate sa-si prelungeasca sederea.

Trimite rapid o telegrama sotiei: "Trimite-mi 3 mil sa mi-o mai prelungesc"

A doua zi, sosesc banii cu mandat telegrafic si urmatoarea nota din partea sotiei: "Vezi ca ti-am trimis 4 mil. sa iti aranjezi si grosimea!

[marix]

[marix]

De ce nu e bine sa faci sex cu femeile peste 40 de ani?
- Daca sunt dedesupt, nu au aer.
- Daca sunt deasupra, ametesc.
- Daca sunt lateral, nu vezi televizorul.

[marix]

[justlove]

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sau dac-o sugi...

[Vizitator]

Ion cu Maria se cearta.

 - Fa Marie,asa nu se mai poate,bagam divort!!!

 - Ioane,vaduva m-ai luat,vaduva ma lasi!!!

[justlove]

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[Vizitator]

Un mosneag se duce sa culeaga niste fructe din pomii de pe langa lac.Cand ajunse acolo,erau vreo 6 fete care se scaldau in pielea goala in lac.Vazandu-l pe mosneag,zise:

 - Mos pervers,ai venit sa ne vezi dezbracate!Nu iesim din apa decat dupa ce pleci!!!La care mosneagul le raspunde:

 

 - Vedeti-va de treaba fetelor,am venit sa dau de mancare la crocodil...