Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[lukyy73]

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[nightwolf23]

[marix]

[marix]

  Ion si Maria in casa:
− Ma Ioane, mi-i frig!
- Pune o patura pe tine.
− Tot mi-e frig!
− Si ce vrei, muiere?!
− Pai, tata, cand zicea mama ca-i este frig, o lua in brate.
− Si de unde sa-l iau io pe tac-tu, la ora asta? 

[marix]

[marix]

Un scoţian comandă la restaurant un şniţel. Gândindu-se să oprească jumătate de sniţel pentru cină, îi spune chelnerului:
- Te rog, să-mi împachetezi bucata asta. Am s-o duc acasă pisicuţei mele!

După puţin timp, ospătarul se întoarce cu pacheţelul.
- Cred că pisicuţa dumneavoastră va fi foarte fericită, domnule. Am pus lângă şniţel şi un şoarece mort!

[marix]

   

[nightwolf23]

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[bdesire86]

Cine vrea o ciocolata calda...

Eu sigur da.

[claudia_sexxy]

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[claudia_sexxy]

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[g30rg3cta]

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