Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

-Unde mergi în vacanță? 
-Nicăieri, m-am nici un ban până în 31! 
-Păi 31 este azi! 
-Până în 2031!
-Aha...    

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[9300]

John si Mary in noptea nuntii
Mary: John, a intrat?
John: Da.
Mary: Atunci Aaaaaahhhhh!

[9300]

- Ce trebuie sa ii faci unui hipopotam care are diaree?
- Loc!

 

 

 

El si cu ea stau pe marginea prapastiei. Ei i se facu cald. El ii facu vant.

 

 

 

Un caine, la restaurant, catre chelner:

- Aici se primesc comenzi?
- Da!
- SEZI!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[9300]

Doi soti faceau dragoste.
La un moment dat, se aude un ciocanit in usa.
- Repede, fugi pe balcon! A venit barbatul meu!
El se duce pe balcon si, dupa un timp, zice:
- Nevasta, cred ca suntem stresati amandoi!

[9300]

Intrebare: - De ce nu poarta babele sutien?
Raspuns: - Ca sa le stea pielea intinsa pe fata!

[pseudonim111]

O fetita de sase sau sapte ani intra, împreuna cu mama sa, într-un magazin. Se uita fix la o angajata care era mai mult dezbracata decât îmbracata si, cu o nevinovatie de copil, o întreaba:
-Tu mai ai si acum haine de când erai mica?

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[pseudonim111]

O blonda sta foarte concentrata in fata oglinzii. Incepe sa se atinga pe fata, pe nas, isi pune mana pe frunte, isi trece mana prin par. Dupa vreo 10 minute o striga maica-sa de pe hol: 
- Raluca!!! 
Blonda se pocneste peste frunte: 
- Asa, ma! Raluca ma cheama!!!
 

[pseudonim111]

Cum s-a numit soacra lui Adam?
 Adam nu a avut soacra. El traia in paradis.