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[pseudonim111]

Un tip isi banuia sotia ca il inseala;fiind nevoit sa plece intr-o calatorie de afaceri a hotarat sa-i intinda o cursa: sub pat a pus un castron cu lapte iar de arcurile patului a suspendat o lingura; a calibrat lingura in asa fel incat daca este doar o singura persoana in pat, lingura nu cade in bolul cu lapte;daca insa greutatea creste lingura cade in bolul cu lapte.Cand s-a intors din calatorie s-a dus direct si a scos bolul de sub pat:era plin cu unt!

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[pseudonim111]

Un tip expediază un sms fetei: "acest abonat vă cere în căsătorie" .
Primeşte răspuns: "Stimate abonat, în contul d-voastră nu sunt suficienţi bani pentru această operaţiune"

 

[pseudonim111]

Sotia catre sot:
- Am fost o proasta cand m-am maritat cu tine !
- Da draga, dar eram prea indragostit si nu am observat !
 

[bambi6969]

Un tip se duce la o prostituata.

Dupa ce termina, pleaca si din usa ii spune tipei:

– Ti-am dat bani falsi!

Zambind, prostituata raspunde:

– Tu sa fii sanatos!

 

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[viezuremanz]

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[viezuremanz]

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[viezuremanz]

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[nabelea1]

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[justlove]

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