Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[futirici talent]

O femeie, cand are bani,devine independenta fata de barbati. Un barbat, cand are bani, devine dependent de femei! 

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[pseudonim111]

Intr-o zi , un doctor din casa de nebuni deseneaza pa perete o usa si le spune nebunilor:
-Cine reuseste sa deschida aceasta usa este liber sa plece in lume si sa-si refaca viata!
Toti nebunii sar la usa numai unul sta deoparte.
Doctorul il intreaba:
- Dar tu de ce nu vrei sa scapi?
La care nebunu':
-Sssssst! Cheia e la mine!

[pseudonim111]

La un congres international al serviciilor secrete , se intampla sa stea de vorba un reprezentant al CIA cu unul al KGB si cu unul al SRI. Fiecare isi lauda agentia. Americanul spune:
- Ba, la noi in agentie nu exista scurgeri informationale. De exemplu, noi lucram 40 de oameni in birou, dar fiecare nu stie ce face celalalt si nici nu il intereseaza.
Rusul spune si el:
- Ba, sa vezi la noi ce strictete!! Nu are cum sa rasufle ceva ! De exemplu, eu lucrez in birou cu nevasta- mea. Eu nu stiu ce face ea si nici nu ma intereseaza iar ea nu stie ce fac eu si nici nu o intereseaza!!!
Romanul spune si el:
- Ba la noi e cea mai mare strictete!!!
- Cum asa???? intreaba uluiti ceilalti doi.
- Uite asa! De exemplu, eu lucrez singur in birou. Nu stiu ce fac si nici nu ma intereseaza!!!

[aalexxiss_]

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Dupa te-ai prins ca erai in Zimbabwe si cu astia iti cumparai o bere:

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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