Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[9300]

Vine sotul acasa si spune: "Nevasta, am castigat la loto, fa bagajele!" Nevasta: " Imbracaminte de vara sau de iarna?" Barbatul: "Mi-e indiferent, dar in zece minute dispari de aici!"

 

-Copii , care e cel mai indicat conducator pentru tigani ? 

-Nero, zice Fanel.
-Care Nero ?
-Nero Burning ROM
 

[gigelpetrescu]

Un tip intra intr-un bordel si cere catalogul sa studieze oferta. Pe una din pagini, cu litere de-o schioapa, vede scris: SENZATII EXTREME - DOAR PENTRU TEMERARI - SEX ORBITAL!

Tipul plateste dijma (piperata) si urca la camera unde a fost indrumat.

Intra in camera - intuneric...

Aprinde lumina - soc si groaza! observa ca acolo il astepta o baba vai steaua ei, zbarcita si fara dinti, pe la vreo 80 de ani.

- Ce vrei? croncane aratarea.

- Pai, stii... de la receptie aici m-a trimis pentru Sexul Orbital....

Batrana isi scoate un ochi de sticla si-i spune:

- No, fute-ma-n orbita!

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[somnea]

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[somnea]

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[justlove]

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[somnea]

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