Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[anonna]

Se duce un agent de poliţie la librărie şi cere vânzătoarei:

– Daţi-mi un caiet cu cerculeţe!

–Domnule nu există caiete cu cerculeţe, nu se fabrică aşa ceva.

Dacă doriţi, avem cu pătrăţele, de matematică, sau dictando, cu liniuţe.

– Nu, eu vreau cu cerculeţe …

Apare un inspector, şef al poliţistului, şi vânzătoarea îi explică păţania.

Ofiţerul îl trimite pe subaltern la plimbare:

– Pleacă, dom’le, nu vezi că eşti tâmpit? Cum naiba caiete cu cerculeţe! Nu există aşa ceva.

După care acesta îi cere vânzătoarei:

–Doamnă, vreau şi eu nişte cerneală pentru clasa a IV-a şi globul României.

– Cum naiba, domnule, cerneală pentru clasa a IV-a şi ce glob al României visezi?

Noroc cu chestorul care apare şi care, aflând tărăşenia, îi spune subalternului

– Pleacă măi de aici că faci Poliţia de râs, nu vezi că eşti tâmpit? Cum naiba cerneală pentru clasa a IV-a şi globulRomâniei, când România a intrat în U.E?!

Pleacă ofiţerul admonestat, iar  generalul zice:

– Vă rog să-mi daţi nişte plicuri rotunde că am de trimis nişte circulare către toate secţiile unde se află asemenea imbecili !!!

[bdesire86]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[ceaica]

Ai intrat pe siteuri de pescari !

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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