Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[mihailabagiu]

[mihailabagiu]

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[mihailabagiu]

[viezuremanz]

Se urca o calugarita intr-un taxi… Taximetristul se tot uita la ea, isi mai musca buzele..
– Ce este, fiul meu? intreaba calugarita..
– Stiti, mi-e rusine sa va zic, dar, am avut si eu o singura fantezie in viata mea: sa fac amor cu o calugarita.
– Pai, fiul meu, sa vedem ce putem face.. Doar ca trebuie sa fii crestin si necasatorit..
– Sunt, sunt, zice taximetristul pregatit.
Trage tipul pe dreapta, face calugarita treaba si pleaca… Pe drum, taximetristul incepe sa planga:
– Iertati-ma, maicuta, am pacatuit! Sunt evreu si sunt casatorit!
_ Nu-i nimic iubitel, nici eu nu sunt maicuta… Ma cheama Ion si ma duc la un bal mascat..

[viezuremanz]

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[viezuremanz]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[colorado sukaru]

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Tot la ora de bancuri, Marinuş ?

Tu nu ai nici-o părere eşti.....?

[marian cristescu]

I-am cumparat soacră-mii un sejur în India …
- De la ce firmă?
- „Turist”.
- Ăştia sunt şarlatani. Te duc pe aeroportul din New Delhi şi te lasă acolo…
- Aşa am auzit şi eu...

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[tmcostin]

:)

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[archon]

[archon]

[marian cristescu]

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