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. O blonda la sex shop:

- Aveti vibratoare?

- Da, pe raftul al 2-lea de jos.

- Il vreau pe ala mare ai roau!

- Imi cer scuze, domnisoara, dar extinctorul nu este de vanzare!

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Doua doamne elegante:

-Auzi, draga, cica acum e la moda sa faci sex in ureche.

-Esti nebuna?! Dar e periculos. Daca ramai surda?

-Poftiiim? Pana acum tu ai ramas muta?

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Un tip se duce la o prostituata.

Dupa ce termina, pleaca si din usa ii spune tipei:

- Ti-am dat bani falsi!

Zambind, prostituata raspunde:

- Tu sa fii sanatos!

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”no bine ca nu.i un rac ” :lol:  :D

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PE MINE DORU PULII :rax2  :laugh2

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el nu, Andra da.. :laugh2

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