Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[tmcostin]

- La mine e jale, dupa 10 ani de casatorie abia facem sex de trei ori pe an….

- Mie-mi spui, daca nevasta-mea n-ar dormi cu gura deschisa n-am mai face deloc...

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

- La mine e jale, dupa 10 ani de casatorie abia facem sex de trei ori pe an….

- Mie-mi spui, daca nevasta-mea n-ar dormi cu gura deschisa n-am mai face deloc...

     

[justlove]

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[harris1000]

Oare de ce cand vine sotul acasa beat turta, nevasta-sa ii spune ca a baut ca un magar! 

 

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[bdesire86]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[tmcostin]

Iubire https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16106025_1058652520912496_8401249307384698775_n.jpg?oh=d8d5254c81f702102d7e0c859024d0b8&oe=58DC49F3

[harris1000]

Daca un taximetrist si-ar deschide o cafenea:

 

Client1: Buna ziua, as dori o cafea va rog!
Gigel: 20 de lei, e bine boss?
Cl: Poftim? Pe meniu scrie 5lei.
G: Pai da patroane, da' eu pe urma ce fac? Raman pe gol daca iti fac tie, pe urma trebuie sa merg sa cumpar boabe noi, chestii. Daca nu vrei sa bei o cafea sunt destui oameni afara care vor, crezi ca mie imi place sa stau aici sa fac cafea? As prefera sa stau acasa cu nevasta (sa merg sa dau la pacanele cu baietii).

 

Client2 *bate in geam*
Gigel *semi deschide usa*
G: Ce cafea vrei?
Cl: As vrea un caffe latte..
G: Eh, daca era o cafea simpla mergea, da' asa e prea mult efort, trebuie si lapte, nu iti fac.

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[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[ady181]