Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[harris1000]

[Vizitator stau de sase]

Interviu pentru angajare:

Angajatorul: "Un avion cara 500 de caramizi. Una cade la decolare. Cate caramizi mai raman?"
Tanarul: "Este simplu, 499."
Angajatorul: "Care sunt cele trei etape pentru a pune un elefant intr-un frigider?"
Tanarul: "Deschizi frigiderul. Pui elefantul in frigider. Inchizi usa frigiderului."
Angajatorul: "Care sunt cele patru etape pentru a pune o caprioara in frigider?"
Tanarul: "Deschizi frigiderul. Scoti elefantul. Pui caprioara. Inchizi usa frigiderului."
Angajatorul: "Este ziua de nastere a Leului... toate animalele sunt la petrecere cu exceptia unui singur animal. Cine lipseste?"
Tanarul: "Caprioara... ea inca este in frigider."
Angajatorul: "Cum reuseste o batranica sa traverseze o mlastina plina de crocodili?"
Tanarul: "Traverseaza pur si simplu.. crocodilii sunt la petrecerea Leului."
Angajatorul: "Bravo, te descurci de minune. Ultima intrebare. Daca raspunzi corect, esti angajat si poti incepe chiar de maine. La sfarsit.. batranica tot moare. Care este motivul?"
Tanarul: "Aaaa... Cred ca... s-a inecat?"
Angajatorul: "Nu. A fost lovita de caramida. Imi pare rau, poti pleca acum."

[Vizitator albertosiculus]

Femeia si camerele

 

[adi_pl_pl]

[expertul888]

Bancul zilei

I: Cum se numeste boala recidivistilor?

R: Celulita.

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[harris1000]

[Vizitator ana paraschiv]

 

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[harris1000]

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De asta se incearca inventarea teleportarii! 

[harris1000]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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