Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[shrek69]

Doi batranei, dupa ce s-au imbatat, au decis sa mearga la un bordel. Odata ajunsi acolo matroana ii priveste cu atentie, o cheama pe una din fete si ii zice :
- Du-te in primele doua camere si pune cate o papusa gonflabila in fiecare pat. Mosii astia sunt atat de beti incat nu-si vor da seama de diferenta. N-am de gand sa-mi folosesc fetele pentru nenorocitii astia de mosi.Aceasta indeplineste ordinele si batraneii se duc in respectivele camere si trec la actiune.
In drum spre casa, unul dintre batrani zice :
- Cred ca femeia care a fost cu mine era moarta ! zise unul
- Moarta ?!! De ce crezi asta ?
- Pai nu s-a miscat si nici n-a vorbit in timp ce faceam dragoste.
- Putea fi chiar mai rau, spuse celalalt. Eu cred ca a mea era vrajitoare !
- Vrajitoare ?!!! Ce te face sa crezi asa ceva ???
- Pai…, sa vezi, cand eram la preliminarii am muscat-o un pic de fund,
atunci ea mi-a tras o basina in fata, a iesit zburand pe fereastra si mi-a mai luat cu ea si proteza !!!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[harris1000]

Unde e politia animalelor, acum!?!?  

 

http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/bizar/pedeapsa-inedita-primita-de-un-sobolan-din-china-nu-o-sa-indraznesc-sa-mai-fac-asta-din-nou.html

 

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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