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[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[roz kendra]

bine i-a facut )

 

Sotia si-a batut crunt sotul. La judecata este intrebata ce s-a intamplat:
-Mai intai m-a chemat acasa in timpul serviciului, apoi m-a dezbracat si m-a intins in pat. Iar apoi, cu un ranjet de cretin, mi-a spus ca este 1 aprilie!

 

[roz kendra]

-Ce-i cu vanataia aia la ochi Gheorghe?
-Ce sa fie, m-am imbatat ieri tare de tot....
-Si ai cazut??
-Nu, nu, a venit nevasta-mea la bar dupa mine…
-Asa, si ce legatura are asta cu vanataia??
-Pai are, ca i-am cerut numarul de telefon!!!

 

[roz kendra]

O femeie a furat un compot de piersici dintr un market si este prinsa de politie. Este dusa la tribunal, iar judecatorul o intreaba:
- Cate piersici erau in borcan?
- 6.
- Atunci vei sta pt fiecare piersica cate o luna la inchisoare... Din spate, sotul ei:
- Domnule judecator, a furat si un borcan de mazare
 

[jaycee]

Columb nu ar fi descoperit niciodata America daca ar fi fost casatorit, din cauza urmatoarelor intrebari:
-Unde te duci?
-Cu cine?
-De ce?
-Cu ce?
-Ca sa descoperi ce?
-De ce tu?
-Si eu ce fac daca tu pleci?
-Pot sa vin cu tine?
-Cand te intorci?
-Ce imi aduci?
-Se pare ca ai un adevarat plan, nu???
-De ce? Nu ma minti! De ce iti faci asemenea planuri?
-Vad ca sunt din ce in ce mai multe in ultimul timp. De ce?
T-e parasesc. Si nu ma mai intorc niciodata. De ce nu ma opresti?
-Nu inteleg de ce e atat de importanta chestia asta cu descoperirea. Si de ce nenorocita aia de regina iti da toate vasele alea pe gratis?
-De ce? E mai frumoasa ca mine?
-De ce te gandesti atat de mult si nu raspunzi?
-Intotdeauna calatoresti si iar calatoresti...nu pot sa inteleg de ce naiba ........
-Ce vrei sa descoperi??

 

 

[harris1000]

[harris1000]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[harris1000]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

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[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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