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[viezuremanz]

Adevaruri general valabile

barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste
barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita
barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor
barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie
patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit
patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie
patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare
patron idiot + salariat idiot = ore suplimentare
vanzator inteligent + client inteligent = dialog
vanzator inteligent + client idiot = tzeapa
vanzator idiot + client inteligent = discount
vanzator idiot + client idiot = produse Microsoft
stapan inteligent + pisica intelligenta = afectiune
stapan inteligent + pisica idioata = smotoceala
stapan idiot + pisica intelligenta = zgarieturi
stapan idiot + pisica idioata = imparteala a patului
barbat frumos + femeie frumoasa = Sex
barbat frumos + femeie nasoala = idiotule!
barbat urat + femeie frumoasa = bani
barbat urat + femeie nasoala = disperare
barbat tanar + femeie tanara = Dragoste
barbat tanar + femeie in varsta = mama!
barbat in varsta + femeie tanara = bani
barbat in varsta + femeie in varsta = amicitie
barbat motivat + femeie motivata = insomnie a vecinilor
barbat motivat + femeie obosita = viol
barbat obosit + femeie motivata = frustrare
barbat obosit + femeie obosita = sforait + insomnie
job pasionant + viata de familie pasionanta = dificultati de planning + mare oboseala
job pasionant + viata de familie idioata = ore suplimentare
job cretin + viata de familie pasionanta = concedii medicale si fara plata
job cretin + viata de familie idioata = adultere si/sau Internet

 

Sursa: http://romaniainternational.com/adevaruri-general-valabile/

[viezuremanz]

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[viezuremanz]

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[viezuremanz]

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[harris1000]

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Pe asta voiam eu sa o pun acum.

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[quasim]

Secretul unei casnicii fericite este sa faci dragoste de trei ori pe saptamana.

O data cu sotia ta.

[traminer]

Astăzi am pus punct unei relații de lungă durată.
Nu pot să zic că m-a afectat prea tare, pentru că nu era relația mea...

[traminer]

Nu știu ce naiba se întâmplă în țara asta. Elevele se îmbracă ca niște prostituate și prostituatele ca niște eleve.
Nici nu mai știi ce să iei cu tine, bani sau bomboane?!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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