Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Doi ardeleni intr-un bar.

- Cum sa fac sa ma las de fumat?

- Eu incerc de doua luni.

- Cu pastile ai incercat?

- Da, dar nu pot sa le aprind!

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Doi ardeleni in gara la ghiseul de bilete:

- Domnisoara, doua belete.

- Da sigur, pana unde?

Gheorghe:

- Ii spunem?

- Nu

- Domnisoara, doua belete va rog.

- Sigur, dar daca nu-mi spuneti unde mergeti, nu stiu cat sa va cer.

Gheorghe:

- Ii spuniem?

- Apai spune-i.

- Noi merem la nunta.

[justlove]

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[condition]

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[condition]

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[condition]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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nu, nu

[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator albertosiculus]

Piticii si sexul

[bdesire86]

Parinte in post am voie la femei?

Da fiule,dar sa nu fie  grase!!!

[operatie 1 operatie 2]

[marian cristescu]

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