Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[tmcostin]

https://www.facebook.com/Ionut.Rusu.Comedy/videos/1269202843116841/

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17457951_1309305005773654_1645442583540171016_n.jpg?oh=7c29c1a0f6783c24e7eb137e11e22168&oe=596306A3

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17424996_1308517765852378_2991318581513553201_n.jpg?oh=ae538c35e4382e5aa876863f47791f96&oe=595E1B08

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309404_1308515705852584_5323095216687197166_n.jpg?oh=48eff692d123065788325d6273aa6144&oe=5924DE49

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309234_1308514432519378_731620205208104300_n.jpg?oh=e8191ba7b64eaab8f4fdae652aa03648&oe=5959F1C3

[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

- Tata, care este diferenta dintre prosperitate si criza? - intreaba Bula.

- E simplu Bula.

Prosperitate inseamna: Mercedes, sampanie, vila la Snagov, amanta. Criza

inseamna: metrou, sifon, garsoniera in Ferentari, maica-ta.

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

- Bula, cate porunci exista? - intreba profesorul.

- Zece, domnule profesor.

- Si ce se intimpla, daca nu respecti una dintre ele?

- Ramin noua...

[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

I: - Bula, de ce este cunoscut Columb?

R: - Pentru ca s-a dus in America fara viza...

[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

I: - Bula, de ce este cunoscut Columb?

R: - Pentru ca s-a dus in America fara viza...

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17457476_1308250712545750_7016097874454837371_n.jpg?oh=dfc5b2864333ee9f789ed760eef2064d&oe=595F21DC

[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

- Numim hot pe cel care ia proprietatea altuia - explica profesorul.

- Bula, tu nu esti atent!

- Ba da, domnule profesor.

- Atunci spune-mi, ce as fi eu daca ti-as scoate din buzunar 10 000 de lei?

- Vrajitor, domnule profesor.

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

I: - Bula, de ce a creat Dumnezeu mai intii barbatul?

R: - Ca macar odata in viata sa poata si el sa vorbeasca liber...

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Bula tocmai iese din sediul militiei judetene si epuizat, se sprijina de un pom. Un

trecator se apropie de el, intreband:

- Nu va suparati, nu stiti unde se bate la masina ?

- Nu stiu, pe mine m-au batut manual ...

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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