Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[tmcostin]

Ma opream sa te ajut Robert Tanase. ..Dar ma grabeam...imi pare rau sper ca esti bine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[adi_pl_pl]

[adi_pl_pl]

Super ofertă ;-)

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

Un pusti intra in farmacie si intreaba:
- Aveti prezervative?
- In primul rand, ii raspunde farmacista enervata, prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii si in al doilea rand sa-i spui tatalui tau sa vina singur sa si le cumpere pentru ca sunt de diferite marimi!
La care pustiul raspunde:
- In primul rand prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii, ci sunt impotriva copiilor, iar in al doilea rand nu o sa-i spun nimic lui tata pentru ca sunt pentru mama, care pleaca in delegatie si nu are cum sa stie marimea inca!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[necunoscutus]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[adi_pl_pl]

[expertul888]

Doi purici au castigat la Loto.

– Tu ce ai de gand sa faci cu banii castigati?, intreaba unul dintre ei.

– In primul rand, imi cumpar un caine care sa fie numai al meu…

[expertul888]

Un patron catre altul:

– Cum de angajatii tai sunt mereu asa punctuali?

– Simplu: 30 de angajati si 20 de locuri de parcare.

[expertul888]

Un oltean coboara o panta intr-un taxi, masina avand o viteza destul de mare. Soferul exclama:

– Suntem pierduti!

– De ce? intreaba olteanul.

– Nu mai functioneaza franele si nu pot opri.

– Mai, neica, opreste macar aparatul de taxat!

[expertul888]

Cum fac barbatii sport pe plaja? Isi sug burtile de fiecare data cand vad o femeie imbracata cu bikini.