Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[juniormorais]

O blonda banuieste ca sotul o inseala si isi cumpara un pistol. Intr-o zi vine mai repede acasa si il gaseste pe sot cu una in pat. Scoate pistolul si il incarca dupa care si-l pune la tampla. Sotul cand o vede incepe sa strige:
- O nu, nu face asta, te rog, nu e ce crezi , te iubesc, numai pe tine te iubesc!
- Taci idiotule, ca tu urmezi!

[juniormorais]

Ne-a invatat ieri la scoala ca apa nu are nici gust, nici miros si nici culoare, ii spune Gigel suparat maica-sii.
- Si ce-i cu asta? intreba maica-sa.
- Nu stie profesoara ce vorbeste, caci i-am pus lu' tata apa in loc de votca in sticla si s-a prins imediat!"

[juniormorais]

Comandantul catre ostasi:
Meningita e o boala foartea grea. Dupa ea ori mori ori devii prost. Eu cu fratele meu am fost bolnavi. El a murit, dar eu am avut noroc

[Vizitator ana paraschiv]

https://youtu.be/spznqsqpX9o

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18057962_1346242372079917_196590159853226850_n.jpg?oh=7f1e8af58071d9caedd535379bdabf68&oe=59C2BB38

[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18056908_1379230935490104_718354559624229905_n.jpg?oh=eb66834bd5aa22b702f206260bda2c2f&oe=5986284A

[Vizitator forfun91]

Scufita Rosie si Scufita Roz mergeau prin padure. La un moment dat, in fata lor, apare Lupul. Scufita Rosie, care stia povestea, a luat-o spre casa bunicutei. Scufita Roz, care nu stia povestea, aluat-o... in toate partile.

[Vizitator forfun91]

- Mama, ce este acela orgasm?
- Nu stie mama. Intreaba-l pe tata

[Vizitator forfun91]

Vine o nimfomana la doctor. Doctorul:
- Intindeti-va va rog pe patul acela...
Ea, fericita:
- Cum de va-ti dat seama atat de repede ce-mi lipseste?

[Vizitator forfun91]

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[Vizitator forfun91]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

[Vizitator gvbolovan]

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18119327_1346244455413042_7197063650900878975_n.jpg?oh=346dc201b1bbeb4560477728a9496eca&oe=597A265B

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18119223_1346244318746389_3892452190581139282_n.jpg?oh=5646da54410d8e1c818e7fdc43ee4620&oe=5974E945

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18056960_1346244178746403_8657636886934953757_n.jpg?oh=272e58edad428c778667324d4a0357b2&oe=597A9F1C

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17992153_1346236182080536_4898387291399871442_n.jpg?oh=4a607c2154c49dfe1952b9fdf70ae233&oe=59778286

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17992015_1345608375476650_6460126106409697910_n.jpg?oh=d88105086a9d2f1a45f9885a8b600a01&oe=59981669

[marian cristescu]

https://scontent.fotp3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18118971_1345600365477451_5311593958301235795_n.jpg?oh=aee0e8d9d7770330778d54c0bfac2c2a&oe=5993BEF6