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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Un ardelean

Merge unu intr-un bar si vede in spatele tejghelei un borcan plin ochi cu bancnote de 50.

Evalueaza din ochi suma, care se afla in borcan si, curios, il intreaba pe barman:

- Care-i treaba cu borcanu'?

- Pai, daca pui o bancnota de 50 si treci 3 teste, toti banii din borcan sunt ai tai.

- Si care sunt alea 3 teste ?

- Regula este sa le afli dupa ce pui bancnota de 50 in borcan.

Ii da omul o bancnota de 50 la barman, barmanul o baga in borcan si ii spune:

- Treaba merge cam asa: prima data trebuie sa bei, dintr-un foc, o sticla intreaga de palinca, apoi sa mergi in in curte, unde avem un pit bull, pe care il doare tare rau o masea. Tu, cu mainile goale, trebuie sa i-o scoti. Ultimul test este cu o baba de 90 de ani; locuieste deasupra barului. In viata ei nu a avut orgasm; tu trebuie sa o ajuti la capitolul asta.

- Stiu ca am dat bancnota de 50, dar nu fac testele. Trebuie sa fii bolund sa bei o sticla de palinca si apoi sa mai si dai testele alea.

- Este alegera ta, dar banii raman in borcan, zice barmanul.

Dupa ce bea cateva pahare, omul nostru prinde curaj si-l intreaba pe barman:

- Unde-i sticla aia de palinca ?

Barmanul ii da sticla. Omul o goleste fara sa se strambe, apoi, impiedicandu-se, isi face drum catre curtea din spate, de unde, foarte curand, se aud zgomotele luptei crancene. Dupa un timp, se asterne o liniste deplina si, fix cand restul clientilor si barmanul credeau ca eroul nostru a murit, el intra pe usa, muscat, zgariat si cu camasa flenduri pe el; se indreapta spre bar si, spre stupefactia asistentei, striga:

- Noa.. amu' unde-i baba aia pe care o durea masaua?.......

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