Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[juniormorais]

[robinfut]

Merge un moldovean la un restaurant.

 

-Chelner un suc te rog dar sa fie nici prea rece nici prea cald. Ii aduce chelnerul sucul.

 

-Chelner o ciorba te rog dar sa fie nici prea rece nici prea calda. 

 

-Chelner adumi o ....

 

-Ba da stii ceva pupama in fund nu prea in stanga dar nici prea in dreapta    

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[anonymous69]

Un om se intoarce de la serviciu cu un robot detector de minciuni. Fiul sau de 12 ani vine de la scoala cu 2 ore mai tarziu decat normal.
– Unde ai fost pana acum? intreaba tatal.
– La biblioteca, sa pregatesc un referat. Robotul se intreapta spre el si ii trage o palma .
… Tatal explica:
– Dragul meu, acest robot este detector de minciuni! Ai face mai bine sa-mi spui adevarul!
– Ok, am fost la un prieten si ne-am uitat la un film: Cele 10 porunci. Paf! Robotul ii mai trage o palma …
– Aoleo ! Bineee ! De fapt, era un film porno…
Tatal:
– Sa-ti fie rusine! La varsta ta, nu-mi minteam niciodata parintii! Paf! Robotul ii trage una tatalui!
Mama apare si ea si zice:
– Se vede ca-i fi-tu… Paf! Robotul ii trage si mamei o palma…

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[anonymous69]

Doua blonde stau de vorba. 
- Ai auzit ca ungurii o au cea mai lunga? 
- Ai auzit ca mexicanii o au cea mai groasa? 
Bula, care era prin apropiere, se opreste si asculta discutia. 
Una din blonde il observa si il intreaba: 
- Tu cine esti? 
- Pisti Gonzales!

 

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