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Intr-o zi, profesoara intra in clasa si observa cuvantul ‘penis’ scris intr-un coltisor al tablei, cu marker permanent. Se uita catre elevi, incercand a gaseasca o mutra vinovata. Negasind pe nimeni, se chinuie si freaca cuvandul obscen cu buretele pana dispare, apoi isi incepe lectia.


A doua zi gaseste acelas cuvant scris cu marker permanent, de data aceasta, ceva mai mare. Din nou, incearca sa gaseasca vinovatul, nu reuseste, si se chinuie sa frece cu buretele pana obscenitatea dispare.


In fiecare zi, timp de o saptamana, profesoara se confrunta cu aceeasi problema, de fiecare data cuvantul devenind din ce in ce mai mare….


La inceputul saptamanii urmatoare, profesoara se astepta sa vada obscenitatea pe toata tabla. In schimb, stupefiata, citeste urmatoarele cuvinte: “Cu cat il freci mai mult, cu atat devine mai mare!”


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Intr-o benzinarie, un proaspat pensionar alimenta, atent sa nu depaseasca 10 lei, Dacia sa subreda model 1982. La pompa de alaturi, o superba tanara coboara dintr-o la fel de superba decapotabila, cautand zadarnic din priviri un pompagiu.
Omul nostru, se ofera fastacit sa o ajute. Dupa un schimb sumar de amabilitati omul isi ia inima in dinti si isi exprima fatis nedumerirea…..
– Domnisoara,eu am lucrat 40 de ani la Banca si nu am reusit sa imi cumpar decat Dacia asta pe care o vezi. Dumneata ce serviciu ai sau cu ce te ocupi de iti permiti asemenea bijuterie de masina, la varsta dumitale atat de frageda?
– Cu sex oral, tataie, raspunse ea amuzata.
– Cum, zise omul iesindu-i ochii din orbite, adica iei m*ie?
– Nu, tataie. Eu fac sex oral. M*ie ai luat dumneata, timp de 40 de ani, muncind la Banca…

 
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