Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[Vizitator]

Maxim =)) faină a fost viața de cămin

https://youtu.be/9TO0cwHrwWg

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Un tip cu probleme sexuale vine la doctor.

– Doctore, nu mi se scoala.

– Ti-as da ca la toti niste pastile, dar odata ce-mi esti prieten, vreau sa stii ca problema ta e de ordin psihic. Iti recomand sa te duci la balet, sa te uiti la picioarele zvelte ale balerinelor si sa vezi cum o sa-ti treaca.

Zis si facut. Tipul sta in sala de spectacole si admira printr-un binoclu picioarele zvelte ale balerinelor.

Periodic baga mana in buzunar ca sa simta efectul produs.

Repetand un timp oarecare aceasta manopera in spectacol intervine o clipa de tacere si tocmai in acest moment tipul nostru incepu sa strige ca un nebun:

-S-a sculat, insfarsit s-a sculat!

Spectatorii se intorc sa vada nebunul care striga.

Vecinul de scaun, rosu ca un rac fiert, il implora:

-Taci, cretinule, si scoate odata mana din buzunarul meu…

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[kkmitz]

De ce un barbat este cotat ca avand 800 kg dimineata, 200 kg la pranz si 50 de grame seara?

Dimineata nevasta ai zice: `Boule,scoala`te!`,
la pranz: `Porcule,iar ai intarziat!`,
iar seara: `Puisor,hai in pat`.