Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[anonna]

Nasul la cununie

 

il întreabă preotul pe nas:

- te lepezi de Satana?

- nu!

- domnule, trebuie sa zici DA

- nu pot părinte, nu are cine să-mi gătească dupa

[anonna]

Nasul la cununie

 

il întreabă preotul pe nas:

- te lepezi de Satana?

- nu!

- domnule, trebuie sa zici DA

- nu pot părinte, nu are cine să-mi gătească dupa

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator gvbolovan]

Profa de biologie il roaga pe Bula sa predea in locul ei.
Prima lectie: Aparatul genital la barbati.
Se dezbraca, arata, explica, cand sa-si traga slitul, vine profa: Ce faci ba?
Bula:
– Lipsa de material didactic.
Profesoara:
– Bine, sa te vad maine!
A doua lectie:
– Aparatul genital la femei.
Bula:
– Ancuta, vino-ncoa! O dezbraca, arata, explica, vine si profa:
Profesoara:
– Ce ai facut Bula?
Bula:
– Lipsa de material didactic!
Profesoara:
– Sa te vad maine!
A treia lectie:
– Reproductia. Arata, explica, la sfarsitul orei lucrare de control. (practica!) La sfarsitul orei vine profa.
Profesoara:
– Ce ai facut Bula, nenorocitule?!
Bula:
– Le-am dat lucrare de control.
Profesoara:
– Bine, dar cei din ultima banca? (laba)
Bula:
– Le-am schimbat subiectul ca au incercat sa copieze!

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[profu de sexxx]

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[profu de sexxx]

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