Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[Vizitator]

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[marian cristescu]

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[andreea rebeca]

Doi francezi, aflati in Anglia, nu avusesera ocazia sa vada deloc soarele in doua saptamani. Ca sa se dumireasca, l-au intrebat pe receptionerul de la hotel:
– Pe aici ploua des?
– Cam de doua ori pe an, domnule.
– Si cat tine?
– Cam sase luni…
 

[andreea rebeca]

Dupa decolare capitanul avionului se adreseaza pasagerilor:
– Doamnelor si domnilor, va vorbeste capitanul. Am ajuns la inaltimea corespunzatoare, timpul este favorabil, viteza… O, la dracu!
Pasagerii incremeniti stau pe locurile lor. Dupa câteva momente capitanul se adreseaza iar pasagerilor:
– Va rog sa ma iertati, din greseala am varsat cafeaua pe mine. Ar trebui sa vedeti cum arata pantalonul in fata.
La care un pasager:
– Iar al meu in spate!

[andreea rebeca]

O doamna intra intr-un magazin de arme.
– Dati-mi, va rog, un Beretta, calibrul 45.
Vanzatorul:
– Pentru aparare?
– Nu, pentru aparare mi-am angajat un avocat!

[andreea rebeca]

Sotia urca pe cantar. Sotul ii spune:
– Nu esti grasa deloc! Doar ca pastrand proportia ar trebui sa fii putin mai inalta!
– Si cam ce inaltime ar corespunde cu greutatea mea?
– Cinci metri si jumatate!