Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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Care este diferenta dintre un politician si un hot? Raspuns: pe primul il aleg eu, al doilea ma alege el pe mine.

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O pisica hipioata trecea strada. O batranica o vede si striga dupa ea:
– Pis, pis, pis…
La care pisica raspunde, ridicand doua degete:
– Peace, maica, peace!
 

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Dupa un pescuit norocos, Bula se pregateste sa friga un peste la gratar.
– Nu crezi ca inainte de a-l frige ar trebui spalat? spune mama sa.
– Mereu imi pui intrebari anapoda. De ce sa-l mai spal? Nu a stat toata viata lui in apa?

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Un patron catre altul:
– Cum de angajatii tai sunt mereu asa punctuali?
– Simplu: 30 de angajati si 20 de locuri de parcare.

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Doi purici au castigat la Loto.
– Tu ce ai de gand sa faci cu banii castigati?, intreaba unul dintre ei.
– In primul rand, imi cumpar un caine care sa fie numai al meu…

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– Buna ziua!
– Buna ziua, domnule politist!
– Dumneata, tinere domn, pe gheata asta conduci cu 80 km pe ora? Vrei sa ajungi la spital?
– Da!
– Bravo, frumos raspuns! Esti smecher?
– Nu! Sunt doctor!
 

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