Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[Vizitator]

 

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[azareth angelus]

Greu cu traducerea pe scari

 

 

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator]

 

[Vizitator]

Vine un pitic la doctor: 
- Domn doctor am probleme sexuale. 
Doctorul: 
- Bine ma suie-te pe masa! 
Se suie piticu pe masa. Ii baga doctoru mana-n chiloti, trage si vede o scula babana. 
Doctoru : 
- Pai bine ba piticule ..cu darabu asta spui mie ca ai probleme sexuale? 
- Domn doctor, cand mi se scoala cad in cap. 

 

Vine o fata de 17 ani la popa, sa se spovedeasca. Trista, de tot in lacrimi intra in confesional.
-zi-mi fata mea, ce ai facut?
-Apoi, parinte, eram acasa, in camera si a venit la mine Vasile.
Popa, plictisit:
-Si?
-Si a inceput sa ma sarute, pasional...
Popa, putin mai interesat:
-Si?
-Si a inceput sa ma pipaie peste tot...
Popa, inflacarat:
-Siii?
-Si m-a dezbracat...
Popa, in culmea extazului:
-Siiiiiii?
-Si s-a urcat peste mine...
Popa, inebunit:
-SIIIII?
-Si a intrat mama !
-FI-RA-R MATA A DRACULUI !!!!
 

 

Doua calugarite, sora Matematica si sora Logica, parasesc manastirea. Pe drum ele observa ca sunt urmarite de un domn.
Sora Matematica:
- Auzi mai!!! Hai sa ne despartim, tu la dreapta eu la stanga.
-Bine.
Se despart. Dupa un timp sora Matematica observa ca tipul o urmarea pe sora Logica. Sora Matematica se intoarce la manastire. Seara, se intoarce si sora Logica.
Sora Matematica:
-Vai de mine soro... ce ai patit?!
- M-a urmarit tipul acela.
- Si ce s-a mai intamplat?
- M-am oprit.
- Si?
- El s-a apropiat de mine.
- Wow. Si ce s-a mai intamplat?
- Mi-am ridicat fusta.
- ???
- El si-a dat pantalonii jos.
- ... ??? Si ce ati facut?
- Pai ce sa facem 
- Hai zi-mi te roooog!!!
- Pai... o calugarita cu fusta ridicata alearga mai repede decat un barbat cu pantalonii dati jos!!!
(cei care au crezut ca se petrece ceva nebisericesc, si-au facut un pacat :P)

 

 

La o conferinta de presa, un jurnalist il intreaba pe un politician cunoscut, inscris in cursa pentru presedintie:

- Secretara dumneavoastra a declarat in public ca aveti un penis mic. Cum comentati?
- Adevarul este ca are o gura mare! 

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[tmcostin]

O tipa o intreba pe prietene ai:

– Draga, dar unde ai invatat tu asa de gratios sa dai din fund cand mergi? Atragi toate privirile barbatilor, vreau si eu sa ma invat.

– Hai sa-ti arat.

O duce la un negru musculos si-i zice:

– El te va invata, iar eu trebuie sa plec.

Prietena pleaca, iar negru se adreseaza tipei:

– Da chilotii in jos, intoarce-te cu fundul la mine si apleaca-te.

Fata da chilotii in jos, se apleaca si se gandeste: „gata, adio nevinovatie anala…”. In acest timp, negrul ii baga-n fund o bucata de creta si-i spune:

– Iar acum scriem pe tabla: sase, opt, noua,… sase, opt, noua…

[yuventus]

Tot ce se spune dupa a 5 bere, se numeste scurgere de informatie.

[yuventus]

– Vă temeţi de criza financiară?

– După 30 de ani de căsnicie, nu mă mai tem de nimic!

[yuventus]

Ai slăbit grozav! Ai o dietă nouă ?

Da. Legume – cartofi, morcovi, sfeclă…

Le fierbi sau le prăjești?

Le sap!