Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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Un taran se duse sa-si cumpere un cocos, intrucat ramasese doar cu gaini.

Vanzatorul ii spune :

– Eu ti l-as vinde, dar s-ar putea sa nu-ti convina.

– De ce, care-i baiul ?

– Pai baiu-i mare, ca are o meteahna.

E taaaare futacios.

– No, apoi lasa, ca-i bine pentru gainile mele.

Taranul cumpara cocosul si-l duce acasa.

In prima zi, cocosul alearga toate gainile si nu se lasa pana nu le calca pe toate.

Taranului nu-i vine sa creada.

In a doua zi, cocosul se uita disperat in jur, nu mai sunt gaini proaspete, asa ca trece la curci.

Taranul incepe sa se ingrijoreze.

In a treia zi, cocosul calca si ratele, apoi oile, caprele, pana nu mai ramane nici un animal necalcat de cocosul cel nimfoman.

Taranul e innebunit, se gandeste cu groaza cati pui malformi se vor naste.

Si cand credea ca mai rau nu se poate, il vede pe cocos cazut in curte, cu picioarele in sus.

– Na! asa-ti trebuie ! ii spune taranul.

N-ai limite si acum ti-a sunat ceasu’.

La care cocosul:

-In mortii ma-tii, sperii vulturii.

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