Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[harris1000]

Pe patul de moarte sta intins un batran de 80 de ani, sot, tata, bunic si strabunic.

I se apropie sfarsitul si in jurul lui sta toata familia: sotia, copiii, nepotii si cativa stranepoti.

Toti asteptau in liniste si deodata batranul spune:

 

-Trebuie sa va spun un secret mare! Aveam de toate: masini frumoase cu care cutreieram lumea, femei frumoase cu care ma distram, prieteni, si multi bani.

 

Intr-o zi mi-a spus un prieten ca trebuie sa ma insor sa am o familie ca altfel nu va avea cine sa-mi dea un pahar cu apa cand voi fi pe patul de moarte.

Asa m-am insurat si viata mea s-a schimbat, nu am mai umblat prin baruri si discoteci, ci am stat acasa cu sotia si ne-am uitat la seriale.

 

Masinile le-am folosit pentru concedii cu familia si ca sa aduc copiii de la scoala. Banii s-au dus pentru familie.

Si acum cand stau intins si astept moartea, stiti ce este cel mai rau dintre toate?

-Ce, dragul nostru tata?

-NU MI-E SETE!!!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[danadana123]

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[xtreme89]

Deh...

[daniel 13]

In urma unui accident un barbat isi pierde buzele. 
Intra la urgente in operatie si din lipsa de material, medicul ii pune in loc de buze ... o pi***. 
Dupa o luna vine la control: 
-Sunteti multumit domnule de noile dumneavoastra buze, intreaba doctorul? 
-Da domnule doctor, numai ca de cite ori ma uit in oglinda mi se scoala p***, iar de cite ori imi privesc p*** incep sa-mi tremure buzele.

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[danadana123]

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