Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[danadana123]

[juniormorais]

– Te-am visat asta noapte! spune ea, sotului. Ah, ce vis minunat…
– Mi-l povestesti si mie?
– Se facea ca tu ai plecat sa lucrezi in strainatate pentru doi ani. Imi scriai cate o scrisoare in fiecare zi. Iar barbatul care mi le aducea era un barbat foarte chipes. Ah, cat era de dragut…

[danadana123]

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[juniormorais]

Un leu, sta la umbra unui pom sa se odihneasca, cand prin fata lui trece in viteza o furnica:
-Hei, hei! …Incotro asa grabita?
-N-ai auzit, imparate, de accident? Hipopotamul sa tamponat cu elefantul…
-Ei si? Tu ce treaba ai?
-MA DUC SA DONEZ SANGE…

[danadana123]

[juniormorais]

Directorul cu secretara sa, la tribunal:
– Care este plangerea dumneavoastra? intreba judecatorul.
– Domnu’ director imi face avansuri in mod constant. Asta e hartuire! zise secretara.
– Pai nu tu ma rogi tot timpul sa-ti dau un avans?! raspunse directorul.

[danadana123]

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[juniormorais]

Dupa ce sunt gata ochelarii de vedere pe care ia comandat, doamna ii incearca dar nu vede nimik. I se adreseaza vanzatoarei blonde:
-Nu vad nimik cu ochelarii astia, nu sunt buni!!!
Dar vanzatoarea o contrazice:
-Nici fara ochelari nu veadeatzi bine, deci nu e de la ei!

[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[danadana123]

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[danadana123]

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[lorenzzo]

Sfârşitul scrisorii tatălui din Scoţia: "Am vrut să-ţi mai trimit ceva bani, dar, din păcate, plicul era deja închis..."

[lorenzzo]

Soţul şi soţia la restaurant serveau cina. Ajung la desert. Soţul:

- Nu mai pot!

Soţia:

- Ştiu că eşti impotent, dar taci şi mănâncă!