Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

Doi sicilieni stau de vorba.
– Emilio, catârul meu este bolnav. Cu ce l-ai doftorocit pe al tau cand era bolnav?
– Cu terebentina.
Peste o saptamana.
– Emilio, i-am dat catârului meu terbentina si a doua zi a crapat.
– Si-al meu la fel!

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– Nu te supara, dar judecand pe plan profesional, cred ca noua ta prietena e cam demodata…imi zise un amic, la un pahar.
– Ce?! Cum poti sa spui asa ceva? am sarit eu ca ars. Si de ce, ma rog?
– Am auzit ca practica cea mai veche meserie din lume…raspunse el.

[juniormorais]

Doi meseriasi, lucrand pe schele la fatada unei cladiri, vorbesc intre ei :
-Ia zi ma, cum ai cunoscut-o pe nevasta-ta ?
-Am fost colegi la Facultatea de Constructii.
-Ce facultate ma, hai las-o , ca macane !
-Da ma, eu eram meserias la intretinere si ea vindea sucuri la chiosc !

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– Alo, iubitule, tu esti?
– Da, eu sunt.
– Stii, o sa avem un copil!
– Ati gresit numarul …

[juniormorais]

Sotia in pat. Sotul abia sosit, deschide sifonierul:
– Domnule Mos Craciun, ce cauti in sifonier? ne-ai adus ceva?
– Da, sotiei, fericire, iar dumitale, multa sabatate si sa ne vedem si la anu’ :laugh2

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La politie:
– Deci, hotul v-a furat cerceii, bratara de aur si lantisorul de la gat?
– Da, domnule politist.
– Si de ce nu ati strigat dupa ajutor?
-Am sperat ca ma si violeaza , dar el nimic ….

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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