Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[Vizitator the abomination]

:))))

[harris1000]

La bijutier, soţia probează o brăţară masivă de aur.

 

Ea:

 

– Ce zici iubitule, îţi place?

 

El:

 

– Nuuu … Te îngraşă!

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[lorenzzo]

 

Pe Titanic, se pare ca a fost si un roman.

Dupa impact, romanul ia o barca si vasleste disperat sa se salveze.

Un alt barbat de pe vas il vede si il intreaba:

– Unde pleci domnule, nu vezi ca mai sunt femei aici?

– Lasa-ma in pace omule, mie de s.x imi arde acum?

[lorenzzo]

 

Portavionul american si echipajul romanesc

Un american catre un roman:

– Da-mi otel si iti fac cel mai mare portavion din lume…

Da romanu`

– Da-mi-o pe sora-ta si iti fac tot echipajul.