Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[lorenzzo]

 

– Ospatar, acesta este cotlet de miel sau de porc?

– Nu va puteti da seama dupa gust?

– Nu.

– Si atunci, ce va pasa?

[lorenzzo]

 

Trei prieteni se lauda cu nevestele lor.

Primul: - Eu am o nevasta ca o libelula!

Al doilea: - Nevasta-mea e ca o caprioara!

Al treilea sta, se gandeste si dupa cinci minute zice:

- Pai... nici a mea nu prea seamana a om!

[lorenzzo]

 

Bula: - Bunico da-mi 100 de lei!

Bunica: - Pana cand?

Bula: -Pana nu-ti dau una!

[lorenzzo]

 

La dentist:

-Aoleu, eu v-am spus s-o scoateti pe cea din fundul gurii!

-Aveti rabdare! ajung eu si acolo!

[lorenzzo]

 

Un rus vine intr-o reprezentanta auto si cere un alt Mercedes 600SEL Vanzatorul confuz il intreaba:

- Scuzati-ma, domnule, dar nu ati cumparat exact aceeasi masina acum trei zile?

- Ba da, spune rusul, dar are scrumiera plina.

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[marian cristescu]

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