Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[angels35]

Tibi useriu, celebrul maratonist de la noi, se insoara.

Popa, la sfarsit se adreseaza sotiei.

Sotia trebuie sa isi urmeze sotul cu drag toata viata.

Parinte, dute naibii, ma vezi pe mine sa alerg tot anul pe la polul nord si prin desert ?

[lorenzzo]

 

- Bula, ce este o curva ?

- O persoana care sta in cur, cu picioarele in V.

- Dar un curvar ?

- O persoana care are curul vopsit cu var.

[lorenzzo]

 

- Te-a prins vreodata nevasta-ta, masturbandu-te dupa usa de la bucatarie ?

- Sigur ca nu !

- Vezi ce loc bun este ?!

[lorenzzo]

 

Bula intarzie la serviciu si seful il interpeleaza:

- Unde ai fost? De ce ai intarziat?

- Imi pare rau, a trebuit sa merg la dentist.

- Te dor dintii ?

- Nu, penisul.

- Si atunci de ce te-ai dus la dentist?

- Pentru ca am avut un dinte infipt in el.

[lorenzzo]

 

Un sot si o sotie urcau scarile blocului, la care sotul ii spune sotiei:

-Vai, draga ai un fund mare cat o masina de spalat! Femeia nu spune nimic.Vine seara, barbatul are chef de sex, la care sotia ii spune:

-Eu nu dau drumul la masina de spalat pentru o carpa, mai bine spal-o de mana!

[lorenzzo]

 

O prostituata merge la ginecolog…

Acesta o intreaba:

- Domnisoara, aveti pierderi mari in timpul menstruatiilor?

- Ei, da, asa … doua-trei sute de euro!…

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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