Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[tmcostin]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[marian cristescu]

Doi mitomani discutau:
"- Ieri, am sarit de pe cladirea aia si am murit!", spune primul.
"- Stiu, te-am vazut!"

 

[justlove]

[justlove]

[justlove]

sau SOTU

[nightwolf23]

Doua blonde stau de vorba:

-Si cu cine te-ai mai culcat in ultimul timp?

-Pai aseara cu un cultutist...

-Oooo!Si cum e fata un barbat asa plin cu muschi?

-Eeee...cum sa fie...ca si cum ar cadea peste tine un sifonier mare cu o cheita mica de tot.

[lukyy73]

Barack Obama il suna pe Klaus Johannis:
– My Johannis , un atentat a distrus toate fabricile de prezervative din SUA. Aveti voi 1 milion de prezervative?
– Da!
– Dar sa aiba dunga pe ele si sa fie de 25 de cm!
Johannis  se gandeste: “Ai dreacu’, dom’le, americanii astia: auzi la ei, 25 de cm”
Il suna pe directorul de la fabrica de prezervative:
– Avem nevoie de 1 milion de prezervative pentru fratii nostri americani!
– Notat!
– De 25 de cm!
– Gata, sefu’!
– Si sa scrie pe ele: made in Romania – medium size!  

[crissu]

[baszok bele]

 

[the godfather]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[the godfather]

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[baszok bele]

 

[justlove]

[tmcostin]

Doua femei pe patul spitalului: 
- Tu de ce esti aici? intreaba una dintre ele. 
- Din cauza obisnuintei. 
- Cum asa? 
- Eram in pat cu sotul meu si, auzind un zgomot la usa, din obisnuinta, am strigat: "Fugi! Repede! Vine barbatul meu!"

[justlove]