Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

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Hamburgerul ardelenesc

 

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[marix]

Doua blonde la dus:
- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!
- Dar ai unul langa tine...
- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud!

[marix]

Si-a luat VOLSVAGIN 

[marix]

Tatăl vine la oraş în vizită la fiul student.
A sosit seara târziu, e întuneric afară şi nu se vede nici o mişcare, nimeni pe care să întrebe, aşa că se apropie de cămin si strigă:
- Stelian Popescu unde stă?
Se aude o voce plictisită :
- Sprijină-l de uşă că venim noi să-l luăm !

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Puicuţă pe pat de crudităţi cu morcov

 

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[lukyy73]

[azi nu]

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[anonna]

– Gigele, ce sa-i dau prietenei mele de ziua ei?

– Dar cum arata?

– Pai… Blonda, 1,72… ochi albastri, slabuta, etc…

– Da-i numarul meu de telefon!

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[lukyy73]