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Un tanar spune unui prieten:

− Imagineaza-ti ca anul trecut am facut cunostinta cu o fata minunata. M-am decis sa-i fac curte. Am cumparat 365 de carti postale ornate cu flori si timp de un an, in fiecare zi, i-am trimis o carte postala, in care i-am vorbit despre dragostea mea.

− Buna idee. Si?

− S-a maritat cu postasul.

[jan de la boema]

Rodica Mutu:

Cand i-am taiat “motul” lui Adi, c-asa e obiceiul, el a ales de pe tava o seringa. Tot timpul m-am gandit ca o sa ajunga doctor.

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I: Care e asemanarea intre un prost si un cui?

R: Si unul si altul sunt batuti in cap.

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O femeie batuta rau se duce la doctor.

Doctorul:

- Ce s-a intamplat?

- Nu stiu ce sa ma mai fac. De fiecare data cand sotul meu vine acasa baut, ma bate de ma rupe.

- Am un leac foarte bun pentru asta. Cand sotul tau vine acasa baut, tu imediat iei o cana de ceai de musetel si faci gargara si tot faci gargara.

Doua saptamani mai tarziu, femeia, aratand proaspata si renascuta, se intoarce la doctor.

- A fost o idee stralucita. De fiecare data cand sotul meu venea acasa baut, eu faceam doar gargara cu ceai de musetel, si el nici macar o data nu m-a atins.

- Vezi daca-ti tii gura?

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