Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[nightwolf23]

Logica feminină:

- Nu e online, e cu nenorocita

aia!

- E online, vorbește

cu nenorocita aia...

[alexandra1234]

[nightwolf23]

Soția: Bine, dă-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumpărături!

Soțul: Sharing Violation. Access denied!

[nightwolf23]

De la atata Facebook o

sa ajungem sa

zicem ..."Sa-ti dea

Dumnezeu Like!"

[andreea91]

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[andreea91]

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[andreea91]

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[alexandra1234]

CIO-LOÅž + IOH-ANNIS = CIOL-ANIS😂    

[nightwolf23]

Mosul intra pe cos si gaseste in camera cu pomul frumos aranjat o minunata blonda, dormind imbracata numai intr-un slip transparent:

- Daca o fut sunt un pacatos si nu mai ajung in rai, daca nu, problema este cum mai ies pe cos.

[nightwolf23]

-Sotul meu e nebun dupa mine!

-Iar al meu, dupa fotbal.

-Esti mai fericita decat mine...

-De ce, draga?

-Pentru ca la al tau, nebunia tine doar noauazeci de minute, o data pe saptamana.

[ssylver]

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[ssylver]

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[nightwolf23]

-Aveti mana usoara...- spune pacientul, asistentei care-i facuse injectia

-Si dumneavoastra!- ii raspunde asistenta, pacientului ce tocmai ii introducea un plic cu bani in buzunar.

[nightwolf23]

Un psihiatru, epuizat nervos, merge la cabinetul unui coleg şi i se adresează :

- Dragul meu cred că o iau razna, am început sa vorbesc cu pisica, ce zici asta e paranoia sau nu ?

- Nu, dragul meu confrate, stai liniştit ! Paranoia este atunci când în timp ce discuţi cu pisica ţi-e teama să nu-i spui vreun secret !

[alexandra1234]

Nici-o iarnă fără "Singur acasă"  ðŸŽ…🎅🎅

[nightwolf23]

Intr-o zi Ion si Maria or primit un aparat de facut copii , trageai de maneta si iesea copilu.

Ion trage primu de maneta si iese un copil frumos ochi albastri par saten.. , mai trage inca o data de maneta si iese unu si mai frumos alb ca laptele ochii negrii..

Maria: Ma Ioane lasa-ma si pe mine sa trag de maneta : nu , nu ca tu-l strici

hai ma ca nu-l stric , noa bine noa..

si trage Maria de maneta si iese un negru da la care Ion noa fu**l-ai ca amu l-ai ars:))

[ssylver]

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[ssylver]

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[killbill13]

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Faina asta !

[ssylver]

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[ssylver]

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[ssylver]

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[ssylver]

misto masina  

 

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